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Old 08-16-2005, 08:26 AM   #21
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Lol, ok, here i go

Basics

Name?......................Real name??? Sven
Age?................................22
Height?................................6.3
Weight?..............................220 Pounds
Gender?...............................Male
Race?.....................................White
Nationality?...........................Belgian
Hairstyle?.............................Slick
Hair Colour?...............................Black/Brown - Dark Brown
Eye Colour?.............................Dark Brown
Sexuality?................................Hetro Sexual
Religion?.....................................None
Star Sign?.....................................Taurus
Profession?....................................... ..Childcare
Marital Status?.................................Involved
If single, do u have a gf/bf?
Children?......................................./
Education?........................................ .......Cook/Educator

The boring stuff

U smoke?..............................Sometimes
U drink?..................................Yes
U use drugs?...........................Not Anymore
Interests?................................Swords,H istory,GFX,Asia,Kung-Fu,......
Right or Left handed?................Right and left / Born right handed
Weaknesses?............................Stomach, Heart
Fears?........................................Spid ers
Ambitions in life?.................................. . . .
Physical feature yer most proud of?.................Arms,legs,Shoulders
Do u swear?................................Yes
Do u sing?....................................No
Do u dance?.................................Sure
Shower or bath?..........................Prefer shower but own bath
How often do u shower/bath each day?..............................Once a day bath, summertimes, 2 or 3 times.
Do you go to a gym?...........................Yes
If so how many days / week?..............................6

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called?......................
Do you masturbate?....................................... Sure thing
How often?...................................Once a month LOL
Are you a virgin?.............................No
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"?.........................13
Have you slept with more than 10 people?............................Yes
More than 20?............................................... ..........Yes
More than 30?...................................Don't think so no
More than 40?.....nope
More than 50?.....nope
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?.........Not more then 50 but have been tested tho
Favourite sexual position?....................................Spoon
Ever had a 3 some?............................................. ..Yeah,twice
Ever had a 4 some or more?...................................No
Do you enjoy roleplay?..................................LOL no
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled?................................Yeeeeeea aaahhh
Ever used any toys in bed?....................................Yeah
Own any? If yes what are they?..................yeah, well not me, my girl has them, she has a bump,clitoris stimulator. Rubber thing, goes around my dick,every times it bumps it vibrates LOL, also own handcuffs with fur and some heat ltions with mint taste etc....
Favourite place to get freaky?..................................My bed ofcourse
Music you bang to?............................................... ...Soul
U like giving or recieving oral sex better?......................LOL receiving ofcourse HAHA
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?.................................Tia Carrere
Do you watch pornos?..................Yup
Do you own pornos?.................Nope
Would you ever do a porno?...................Think so, if offered
Seriously?.....................Yeah, but a nice one, not a kinky one
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam?........I might lol
You ever been naked on a cam?..................................Yeah
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam?.....................Yeah, my girl (ain't gonna show y'all!!!)
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin.........Yup
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?...................................Probable
Wanna go camping?........................................I hate camping...Ain't no hill billie
Do you shave down south?..................................Not all, some
Ever had an STD? Hahaha!............................ . . .
Do you wear condoms?..................................No....no t with my girl....
Do you like wearing them?....................Hate it...take away the feeling....
Ever shagged a celebrity?.....................................Hav en't shagged, made out with one tho
Maddest place you had sex?................................Bar (toilet), My gramps bathroom during family reunion
Any fetishes?......................................... .No......hmm.....like it RAAAAAWW

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day?..........................No
Do you want kids?...................................Yes
If so how many?..............................I want 4 but my girl settles with 3, so.....we'll have 3
Are you in love with anybody?......................Yes
Ever been in love?...........................................Ye s
Have you ever been dumped?...........................No
Ever been in a proper relationship?...................Right now
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10?...................LOL, I can't answer that, that's not for me to say LOL

Im curious

Do you have any pets?..........................................LOL yeah
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name?.................Hamster called Hanzo
Do you get on with your family?................................Sort off...nah not realy...
Who do you live wit?..........................................My mom
Any Tattoos?...................................Yes 2
Where?............................................ Both upperarms
Any piercings?............................No
Where? /
Can you drive?.......................Yes
What do you drive?...........................Don't own car, drive various cars, mostly a Skoda Fabia right now
Have you tried sushi?................Sure
Which countries have you visited?.......................Hungary,Holland,Ger many,France,Sicily,Tunesia,Sardinia....
Which countries do you want to visit?.......................Japan,China,Cuba
Which political party do you vote for?.................................. . . . Green
Do you like giraffes?............Yeah LOL
Ever stole anything?......................Yup
Ever been beaten up?...................................Yup
Ever been shot?........................................Nope
Ever been stabbed / slashed?....................Yup
Ever beat any1 up?....................................Yup
Ever shot any1?..................................Nope
Ever stabbed / slashed any1?....................Yup
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with?.......................Beer glass
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with?.....................Sword
Ever done time in jail?...................Few months
Ever witnessed murder?...............Yes
Ever seen a dead body?.................Yes
U wanna?............No

Random

Ever had a major operation?..........................No
How do you want to die when your time comes?..................................None natural
How would you NOT wanna go out?...........................Getting old
What did you wanna be as a kid?............................Archeologist
Who do you look up to in life?....................My Uncle (RIP), Ché
Any regrets in life so far?..........................Yes
3 words that best describe you?...........................Funny,Raw,emotional (like an egg, soft inside, hard outside)
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite?.........................No LOL
Was your birth an accident?..........................Yes
Do you know your father?............................Yes
U sure?...............Hope so
Are you homophobic?..............................Was...
Do you accept homosexuality?...........................Yes
What about lesbians though?..............................Yes
And bi bitches?................................Fuck 'em!!!
Did OJ do it?.........................No way
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ?..........hell no
Wit about Michael Jackson?..............Hell yeah
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be?..................Meiko Kaji
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be?..................................To see God
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol..........No, not enough place LOL
Do you even believe in God?........No
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else?.................Yes
D you believe in ghosts?...........................Yes
Have you ever seen a ghost?........................No
Have you ever seen a goat?.................LMAO ofcourse
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man?..........No, he's a real boy now
Do you want another Wu-Tang album?..........................yeeeah

Favourite...

Sports Teams?..........................None, hate sports
Music?....................................... Harcore Hip-Hop
Food?....................................French Fries...no BELGIAN Fries...fucking French stole it.....
Breakfast Cereal?........................Honey balls
Ice cream flavour?...........................Banana
Clothing Labels?.....................................Dunno
Fragrance / Perfume?.........................Boss Badisarini
TV Show?..........................................Sop ranos
Author?........................None
Movies?......................Pulp Fiction,Seven Samuraï,menace II Society,Saw,Once upon a time in America,Goodfellas,Kill Bill, Lady Snowblood,Azumi,The Odd Couple
Actor?.....................Robert DeNiro,Sammo Hung,Joe Pesci,Steve Buscemi,Herbey keitel
Actress?...................Uma Thurman,Meiko Kaji,Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts
Animal? .....................Cat
Colour? ..............................Black.....Red
Car / Bike?..........................Chevy Impala '59
Magazine?...........................Ché
Website?.......................................... .. www.warcloud-forum.r8.org
Trainers / Sneakers?...........................Adidas, And1





Pfffff that took loooooooooonnnnggg man.....
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