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Old 08-16-2005, 08:29 AM   #22
Welshkillabee
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Default Re: Self Assessment...

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Originally Posted by Big Bad Man
I was bored so I made up some questions for you fuckers to answer. Have some baws and answer honest if you hard enough

Lets get inside some skulls...

Basics

Name?
Age? 21
Height? 6FT
Weight? 10 ST
Gender? M
Race? WELSH
Nationality? WELSH
Hairstyle? NONE
Hair Colour? LIGHT BROWN
Eye Colour? BROWN
Sexuality? STR8
Religion? NONE
Star Sign? ARIES
Profession? ACCOUNTS
Marital Status? SINGLE
If single, do u have a gf/bf? YES
Children? N
Education? YES

The boring stuff

U smoke? DOPE
U drink? NO
U use drugs? YES WEED
Interests? LADIES, WEED, SELF ASSESMENTS
Right or Left handed? RIGHT
Weaknesses? RATS I HATE EM
Fears? RATS
Ambitions in life? I THINK A FAMILY IS MOST IMPORTANT
Physical feature yer most proud of? MY FACE
Do u swear? YES
Do u sing? YES
Do u dance? YES (BADLY)
Shower or bath? SHOWER
How often do u shower/bath each day? 1 OR 2
Do you go to a gym? NAH
If so how many days / week? NONE I GOT SHIT

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? NAH
Do you masturbate? YES
How often? PLENTY ITS HEALTHLY FOR YOU
Are you a virgin? NAH
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? @15 TOO YOUNG IMO
Have you slept with more than 10 people? NO
More than 20?
More than 30?
More than 40?
More than 50?
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
Favourite sexual position? HER ON TOP CHYEAH!
Ever had a 3 some? NAH NOT YET
Ever had a 4 some or more? NAH
Do you enjoy roleplay?
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? YEAH I 3SOME WIT TWO BANGIN GIRLS
Ever used any toys in bed? UM NAH
Own any? If yes what are they?
Favourite place to get freaky? BEDROOM 4 ME COUCHES ARE COOL TOO
Music you bang to? SOME SMOOTH SHIT
U like giving or recieving oral sex better?
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?
Do you watch pornos? OCCASIONALLY
Do you own pornos? YES 2
Would you ever do a porno? UM YEAH I WOULDNT WANT MY FACE INIT THO
Seriously? CHYEAH!
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? NAH
You ever been naked on a cam? NAH
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? NAH
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... LOL
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? FUCK YEAH
Wanna go camping? LOL
Do you shave down south? TRIM
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! NAH
Do you wear condoms? ONLY WHEN I NEED TO!
Do you like wearing them? NAH I DONT
Ever shagged a celebrity? NAH
Maddest place you had sex? OUTDOORS
Any fetishes? NOT THAT I KNOW OF

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? YEH
Do you want kids? HELL YEAH PLENTY OF..
If so how many? AT LEAST 4
Are you in love with anybody? NAH
Ever been in love? YUP
Have you ever been dumped? YUP
Ever been in a proper relationship? YUP
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? 8/10

Im curious

Do you have any pets? YES
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? DOG, OLLIE
Do you get on with your family? HELL YEAH THEY MOST IMPORTANT TO ME
Who do you live wit? MAM
Any Tattoos? YES
Where? DRAGON, THE GATE TO HEAVEN AND A TIGER ALL ON MY ARMS
Any piercings? NAH
Where?
Can you drive? YEAH
What do you drive? FIAT PUNTO CHYEAH!
Have you tried sushi? YEA
Which countries have you visited? ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, SPAIN, GREECE, IBIZA, HONG KONG
Which countries do you want to visit? THAILAND
Which political party do you vote for? UKLCA
Do you like giraffes? SO SO I LIKE THEIR NECKS
Ever stole anything? YUP IM NOT PROUD
Ever been beaten up? YEAH BY MY OLDER BROTHER LOADS
Ever been shot? NOPE
Ever been stabbed / slashed? NAH
Ever beat any1 up? YEP ONLY IT WAS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON!
Ever shot any1? NAH
Ever stabbed / slashed any1? NOPE
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? I BEEN HIT WIT ALLSORTS
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? UM A KROOKLOCK
Ever done time in jail? NO
Ever witnessed murder? NO
Ever seen a dead body? NO
U wanna? MAYBE

Random

Ever had a major operation? NOPE
How do you want to die when your time comes? UM MAYBE HEAD CHOPPED OFF
How would you NOT wanna go out? FR
What did you wanna be as a kid? AN ARTIST
Who do you look up to in life? DAD
Any regrets in life so far? LIFES TOO SHORT 4 REGRETS
3 words that best describe you?
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? I HONESTLEY DOUBT IT
Was your birth an accident? MAYBE
Do you know your father? YUP
U sure? YES
Are you homophobic? NO
Do you accept homosexuality? NO
What about lesbians though? I LIKE WATCHING
And bi bitches? AS ABOVE
Did OJ do it? I DUNNO
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? NO
Wit about Michael Jackson? I DUNNO
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? THE RZA
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be?
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol.
Do you even believe in God? YEA
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? NOPE
D you believe in ghosts? YES
Have you ever seen a ghost? NO BUT I SEEN PHYSICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF ONE
Have you ever seen a goat? LOL WTF YEAH THEY COOL
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? HELL YEAH
Do you want another Wu-Tang album? OF COURSE I DO

Favourite...

Sports Teams? LIVERPOOL FC
Music? THE CLAN
Food? FRUIT
Breakfast Cereal? RICE CRISPIES
Ice cream flavour? NOPE
Clothing Labels? NO PREFERENCE I DO LIKE MAKAVELI CLOTHING THO
Fragrance / Perfume? BOSS
TV Show? SPACED
Author? MARIO PUZO
Movies? FRIDAY
Actor? DE NIRO
Actress? NICOLE KIDMAN
Animal? TIGERS
Colour? YELLOW
Car / Bike? PORSCHE
Magazine? NONE FULL OF ADS THESE DAYS
Website? WU-TANG CORP BABY!
Trainers / Sneakers? PUMA'S, REEBOKS OR NIKE'S
Shit Im bored @ work so I filled it in now you all know me!
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