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Old 08-16-2005, 04:09 PM   #32
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Basics

Name? Lewis
Age? 17
Height? 6' 0''
Weight? around 150 i dont know.
Gender? Male
Race? Caucasion.
Nationality? British.
Hairstyle? Short Back And Sides.
Hair Colour? Brown.
Eye Colour? Green, hint Of Hazel.
Sexuality? Straight.
Religion? None.
Star Sign? Aries.
Profession? Mc.
Marital Status? Single
If single, do u have a gf/bf? ^
Children? Someday.
Education? College.

The boring stuff

U smoke? Sometimes, Only herb though.
U drink? No.
U use drugs? Marijuana, shrooms before.
Interests? Mcing, Writing, Basketball, Tagging, Music, the usual.
Right or Left handed? Right.
Weaknesses? Saying Yes.
Fears? Paranoia. ^
Ambitions in life? Leave Somthing To Be Proud Of.
Physical feature yer most proud of? errr, i dont know.
Do u swear? Yes.
Do u sing? Somtimes.
Do u dance? Only When Im In Work.
Shower or bath? Shower.
How often do u shower/bath each day? 1.
Do you go to a gym? No.
If so how many days / week? ^

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? Nope.
Do you masturbate? Who Doesnt.
How often? Once a day or every other, depends.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? ^
Have you slept with more than 10 people? No.
More than 20?
More than 30?
More than 40?
More than 50?
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
Favourite sexual position? Doggy.
Ever had a 3 some?
Ever had a 4 some or more?
Do you enjoy roleplay? Try almost anything once.
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? indeed.
Ever used any toys in bed? : \ no
Own any? If yes what are they? No.
Favourite place to get freaky? Wherever.
Music you bang to? Deffinately some Warcloud. LOL. joking.
U like giving or recieving oral sex better? Either.
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? Jessica Alba.
Do you watch pornos? Yea.
Do you own pornos? Not atm.
Would you ever do a porno? No.
Seriously? Yes.
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? Wouldnt do it.
You ever been naked on a cam? No.
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? No.
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? i dont want to go there..
Wanna go camping? sure.
Do you shave down south? Wtf?
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! no.
Do you wear condoms? would do yes.
Do you like wearing them? hmm i dont care.
Ever shagged a celebrity? Yes every time i clsoe my eyes.
Maddest place you had sex?
Any fetishes? Pink.

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? Yes
Do you want kids? Yes
If so how many? 3-4
Are you in love with anybody? No
Ever been in love? No
Have you ever been dumped? Yes
Ever been in a proper relationship? Yes
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? i dont know. 6-7.

Im curious

Do you have any pets? Yes
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? Dog, Eric, Loads of Tropical Fish.
Do you get on with your family? Yes
Who do you live wit? My Dad.
Any Tattoos? No
Where?
Any piercings? No
Where?
Can you drive? Not Yet
What do you drive? Not Yet
Have you tried sushi? No
Which countries have you visited? Germany, France, Holland.
Which countries do you want to visit? Aussie, Usa.
Which political party do you vote for? None.
Do you like giraffes? sure.
Ever stole anything? yes.
Ever been beaten up? Nope.
Ever been shot? no.
Ever been stabbed / slashed? no.
Ever beat any1 up? Not really.
Ever shot any1? No.
Ever stabbed / slashed any1? No.
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? hmm, dunno.
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? dunno.
Ever done time in jail? Nope.
Ever witnessed murder? Nope.
Ever seen a dead body? Nope.
U wanna? Sure.

Random

Ever had a major operation? Yes.
How do you want to die when your time comes? Heroically.
How would you NOT wanna go out? Bysomthing that should got the guy infront of me.
What did you wanna be as a kid? Many things, a lawyer i think.
Who do you look up to in life? People who respect others.
Any regrets in life so far? Yes.
3 words that best describe you? Funny, Sarcastic, GoodPersonality. oops i cheated.
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? Who cares.
Was your birth an accident? No, i was meant to be a twin but i killed my twin :\
Do you know your father? Yes
U sure? Yes
Are you homophobic? No
Do you accept homosexuality? People are Free to be their own person.
What about lesbians though? Yes.
And bi bitches? Yes.
Did OJ do it? Lol. If i was black i woulda though OJ was innocent.
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? I dont know, i wasnt reallyold enough to understand what it was.
Wit about Michael Jackson? Dont care.
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? Jessica Alba.
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? Immortality.
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. umm why would i need one.
Do you even believe in God? I beleive there is some higher form of being out there.
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? Yes.
D you believe in ghosts? No.
Have you ever seen a ghost?No.
Have you ever seen a goat? No.
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? I beleive he had none.
Do you want another Wu-Tang album? Yes.

Favourite...

Sports Teams? Liverpool, St Louis Rams.
Music? HIP_HOP!
Food? Chinese, KFC.
Breakfast Cereal? Cornflakes, Coco pops 8)
Ice cream flavour? Vanilla.
Clothing Labels? I prefer Specific Styles, not Labels.
Fragrance / Perfume? Calvin Klein.
TV Show? Whatevers worth watching.
Author? Dont Read much.
Movies? Fear n loathing in las vegas.. lots more.
Actor? Jonny Depp, Samuel L.
Actress? Cant Think of Any. Jessica Alba.
Animal? Meer Kat.
Colour? Yellow.
Car / Bike? Honda.
Magazine? XXL.
Website? Numerous.
Trainers / Sneakers? ES.
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