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Old 08-16-2005, 03:39 PM   #34
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Default Re: Self Assessment...

Basics

Name?...............harry
Age? .................42
Height? ................5'3
Weight? ..................273.2
Gender? .............m
Race? .............some times i win
Nationality? ............usa
Hairstyle?..............horse shoe
Hair Colour?.............a mix of salt and pepper
Eye Colour? ...............dark red
Sexuality?....................o i get horny
Religion? ....................uhhh god
Star Sign?............p
Profession? ...................a true gamer
Marital Status? .........................i know a lil kung fu but y do u want to know my martil arts statis.....ok blue belt
If single, do u have a gf/bf?..................yea .. we talk all the time on line
Children?........................................1 0 ...10 fingers
Education?.,.....................jedi

The boring stuff

U smoke? ...........smoken hot
U drink? ..............hell yea its cool
U use drugs? ...........yea ,,,some hart burn stuff once in awhile
Interests?...................to be the best of the best at unrealtournament
Right or Left handed?...........i use both its to big to use only one hand
Weaknesses?.........................the shotgun i allways get killd when i use that
Fears?.........................................bei ng last place of the stat list after a good online game
Ambitions in life?.................................i told u
Physical feature yer most proud of?..................my 4the nip...its huge
Do u swear? .................................................y ea...all gammers do
Do u sing? ....................................only when i take a shit.....it calms me down
Do u dance? ...........................................yea when i win....i do the moon walk....on carpit
Shower or bath? .................................................n one...i let my cat lick the dirt off me
How often do u shower/bath each day? ..............well once a day...dont want her toung to falloff
Do you go to a gym?.............................naw got one in the house.....2 1/2 pounds waights
If so how many days / week?...................once a month

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called?...............cyborg iliminater
Do you masturbate? .................................................. .............ahh yea who dosent
How often? ...................................20......20 mins for atleast 2 or 3 times a day
Are you a virgin?........................................... ...ahh no...i mastebate duh that counts
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"?..............12
Have you slept with more than 10 people?........o yea........100's u know how much porn i watch

More than 20?
More than 30?
More than 40?
More than 50?-------------------------------------------------------
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?.....................o its safe
Favourite sexual position?.......................................i like to but mu foot on the desk and stroke real hard and slow...like im doing doggie


Ever had a 3 some?
Ever had a 4 some or more?........................ahh yea...
Do you enjoy roleplay?...................................yes
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled?,,,,to accutly sleep with a women in my bed....my mom still wont let me

Ever used any toys in bed?......................yea i got a good amount of power ranger action guys

Own any? If yes what are they?.......................
Favourite place to get freaky?..............................on my hand
Music you bang to?..........................................tecno or what ever my games have in them
U like giving or recieving oral sex better?..............................ahhh hell yea...never done it yet
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?....allredy did
Do you watch pornos?.................duh
Do you own pornos?........duh
Would you ever do a porno?...........ahh yea
Seriously?
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam?i do it all the time no biggie
You ever been naked on a cam?..................duh
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam?...................ahh no
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?
Wanna go camping?
Do you shave down south? o yea ...my ass gets real hairy at times
Ever had an STD? Hahaha!...............mmmm no
Do you wear condoms?...............yea some times when my hand is dirty
Do you like wearing them?.............its ok...keeps falling off they make them way to big
Ever shagged a celebrity?......................aahh yea
Maddest place you had sex?......................................i did it in fron of a high school..just me and my hand....good times


Any fetishes?.........yea i...told u i own a cat

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? ....hell no
Do you want kids? ....................y u gonna kick my balls...thats a trick q...
If so how many?
Are you in love with anybody? ..........yea ...this chick across the street...untill she close the blinds....bitch

Ever been in love? ............................duh
Have you ever been dumped?............................what ...yea ..i take a shit atleast 2 times a day

Ever been in a proper relationship?....................................w hat
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? .........o def a 9 im not that good looking but im good looking

Im curious

Do you have any pets?...........................................ho w many times u gonna ask ..a cat
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? ..............yugio
Do you get on with your family? .................................ahh some times...with my mom. she gets horny too

Who do you live wit? .......mom
Any Tattoos?..............................no
Where?
Any piercings?no
Where?
Can you drive?........................yea i drive go carts every summer when i go out on vac
What do you drive?...............................go carts...damn
Have you tried sushi? .............................ahh what the hell is that
Which countries have you visited? ..............well i visited atleast 3...yea...uhhh la, md, and ny

Which countries do you want to visit? .........ttexes seems cool
Which political party do you vote for? ....none
Do you like giraffes? .................yea
Ever stole anything? ....................ahh yea .. i hacked my frinds game account..it was a rush

\Ever been beaten up? .........yea a lot ...how did u know
Ever been shot?
Ever been stabbed / slashed?
Ever beat any1 up?
Ever shot any1?
Ever stabbed / slashed any1?
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with?...................a rocket..in unrealtounament
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with?
Ever done time in jail?
Ever witnessed murder?...................all the time ..in my game
Ever seen a dead body?................ahh yea
U wanna?
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