#2. carrier pigeon
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
There is a God. If the judge sentences him he would be admitting whether there was or wasn't a God, a clear violation of the rules separating church and state.
While you were busy dissing Wu like a bitch ass/ I was getting served after sex breakfast/ Yeah, that BBW groupie shit/ can get you served a droopy dick/ fuck what you're speaking/ 'cause I throw W's with Puerto Ricans
Last edited by beautifulrock; 07-17-2008 at 11:14 AM.