Originally Posted by beautifulrock
#2. carrier pigeon
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
There is a God. If the judge sentences him he would be admitting whether there was or wasn't a God, a clear violation of the rules separating church and state.
Shieeet ^ That's a good anwer.
Not the one I had in mind. But no less correct.
Alright, anybody else who can match b-rock's accomplishment?