Re: The official kill the guy above you thread
weapon of choice- water -well guess what i'm the water man
delivering safe, sanitary drinking water all across the land
the demand is great from summer heat
your mouth thirsts for a liquid a flow you can't defeat
rain's down like liquid sleat- drops like thunder beats
hot eats and cool treats- but i'm not the dairy queen
i'm more mean here to ween you off that thirst
now you need drink so bad you feel ya gonna burst
what worse- dying from thirst- or being over filled?
strap your face to hydrant gonna fill ya to the gills-
got my hydrant key -getting ready for the kill-
got your mouth locked around the opening- so a drop you will not spill
now I turn the square top counter-cuz clockwize equals close-
I suppose i do it slow- to help regulate the flow
your belly fills- like gatorade i'm the thirst quencher
it's getting so big now I guess i'm the belly stretcher
like a cartoon your leaking from the eyes nose ass and pecker
oh shit you can't contain no more-
POP
entrails on the floor
belly bursted open and now i'm out the door
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