1. I once ate a candle. Waxase is for pussies.
2. I hate mess. If there's mess in my house I feel compelled to clean it.
3. I really, really don't like SHRAP.
4. I'm gluten intolerant.
5. I can't stand blood that has come from a vagina.
6. I beat Pat Bateman at fishing regularly, although he would tell you otherwise.
7. I have been sending people rep comments about gastropod radulas for months.
8. I'm an avid streaker although I haven't been on a streak for a couple of months.
9. I find Pokemon funny. Magikarp used splash................nothing happened.
10. I teach but hold heat because some savage niggas are lost beyond reach.