Originally Posted by check two
How bout a fake engagement ring as a joke?
Or if you and your girl don't get to see each other much(long distance thing), how bout a pillow that is shaped like a guy.. and it has an arm, so she can pretend cuddling with ya at night time. Or just give that gift to your girl even if you two live together, so you can get out of having to cuddle with her:
Gavin... I dare you... no I double dogg dare you... Show up wit some shit like this and I will beat you 'till you gain weight... I sweddagawd!