Everyone Knows polar bears will adapt to climate change by living on the coast like the seals they eat will. Its not like living on icebergs was a wise life choice to begin with. Shit capsizes you got a dead fluffy polar bear. At least solid ground won't fall on you and bust your nuts like that.
Besides, there's always zoos.
Oh where was I?
Um... All the local hot busty blond chicks have fagot boyfriends? Leaving Big E and the Kids Table here to bang brunettes: Tragedy? A little bit.
HANKERING FOR SOME BEEF CURTAINS