Originally Posted by TheBoarzHeadBoy
Everyone Knows polar bears will adapt to climate change by living on the coast like the seals they eat will. Its not like living on icebergs was a wise life choice to begin with. Shit capsizes you got a dead fluffy polar bear. At least solid ground won't fall on you and bust your nuts like that.
Besides, there's always zoos.
Oh where was I?
Um... All the local hot busty blond chicks have fagot boyfriends? Leaving Big E and the Kids Table here to bang brunettes: Tragedy? A little bit.
cap-sizing icebergs? I hope you don't actually think that can happen.
My neighborhood is tough when you're trying to buy a house in that mothaphucka. other than that, I'm quite pleased with my surroundings.