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Old 07-18-2009, 10:21 AM   #1622
On tha Block
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Location: Detroit, MI
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Jugganaut crouching tiger

I lied on my application, now I gotta play the part
The internet was down and I had to fix a major quark
Arrived the trailer park and it seemed like it was "COPS"
Ilz came out in a wife beater, mini skirt and flip flops
We went into his house and I couldn't stand the aroma
Pictures of his mama next to his 8th grade diploma
He said her name was Mona and she was his girl
Been in love ever since she brought him into the world
Made my toes curl and I was getting fed up
Went into the den to try and fix his shit up
Finally saw the setup and it wasn't confusing
He couldn't get on the internet 'cause he didn't have a computer!
What a fucking loser, I slammed him on the table
It broke so easily, I could tell it wasn't maple
Grabbed a Cat 6 cable and he must've been nervous
Choked his ass to death, fuck customer service

nw: Plasma TV

Half dead platoon leader but woken by enemy heaters
Jugganaut on the block blast shots at all retreaters - Holocaust

In the melting pot, felt the shot heard 'round the world
We unstoppable like Jugganaut baby girl - Meth

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