Vin Diesel started the fire, and he keeps it burning but the earth keeps turning because of gravity.
Vin Diesel speaks in THX certified sound.
Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
For Halloween, Vin Diesel cuts down a tree, scoops out the inside, fills it with candy, and then stabs anyone who rings his doorbell. He then eats the candy-filled tree.
If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Vin Diesel will counter hadoken with yoga flame.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
An alien race once built a computer that successfully explained the meaning of life. The alien race, their planet, and practically everything that's ever come into contact with them was completely destroyed when the computer was asked to explain Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel is connected to Kevin Bacon by 0 degrees, despite not being Kevin Bacon.