[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

"Ay yo, nigga, i'm hungry like a mutha fucka over here. i aint eat in like 49 minutes an shit. Any yall niggas wanna make a run to the corner and get a language sandwich wit me?"






















"OOOOOHhhhhhh, I do, I do! I LOVE language sandwiches! In fact, using my new Sandwich Review Ranking System as a syllabus, I rate language sandwiches an 8.889, making them certified 'Lunctime Bangas'!

In fact, I've been saving my allowance all month so I'll treat! Language Sandwiches on me! Invite your cousin, too! The $21.99 will more than pay for itself in terms of the street cred I will gain by being spotted in suburban Connecticut with two puerto ricans!"








































"One time I asked a cute black girl out for a language sandwich, but she called me a "bitch-ass nigga" because I wasn't wearing my pants below my ass-cheeks or speaking unproperly"