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Old 10-10-2005, 02:00 PM   #14
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Default Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit

this shit had me rolling
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

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10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Your in America you speak our language.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J . did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.


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10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT

2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.


5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.

6. Feet were meant to grow.

7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.

8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.

9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
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