It's good to see that painstaking efforts were used to come up with products to clean ma bootyhole. If only they sold little mirrors, so I could clean ma booty hole wit da wipes, use a small mirror in one hand and a gillet blade in da other to shave the booty hole peach fuzz when Um done.
Hopefully, they invent butt-floss. Ya know how ya floss ya teet? If they could invent a floss fo da booty hole, so that instead of wipin da booty hole, ya floss it...and some bootywash (like mouth wash 'cept it's fo da booty), then that would be the necessary items fo a fresh smellin booty.
Believe it or not, lobster and crabs are crustaceans and are a part of the arthropod family, which include caterpillars, cockroaches, and spiders!