Shaq's a real good story teller....LOL @ him still mad at the HEAT for telling him he got FAT, LAZY, and was riding Wade's coattails. He also rode Zo's, which is funny, because Shaq always had a thing against Zo for no reason. You ask any one who actually watched those Finals -- Zo off the bench was big. Shaq deep down hated that. Especially in the decisive game when it was Zo making key plays down the stretch with Shaq benched.
And in the end, his rant vs Pat/HEAT front office turns in to "Let me make fun of Zo".