Coolio - It Takes a Thief
Coolio is not often mentioned in serious hip hop circles but this album was actually quite good. Most you little faggots probably hadn't heard of Coolio before he achieved celebrity status, and consequently immediately dismissed any possibility of him having released any good albums. I remember back in my early high school years me and my fellow thugz and playaz used to bump this shit quite joyfully, while we were doing drive bys and shit. There were a good few jams on this record which became quite memorable amongst our posse. Some good memories here when I recently knocked the dust off this one.
So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy, droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant,
fucked-up teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead, swap-meet, AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? Nigga what's wrong wit you?
Suck this drunk alcohol dick.