Look, I'm Dr Fake, i'm HAPPY

Look how happy i am, don't hurl hate at me

The Government arent preparing for a crisis in the nation

The missile launchers they're putting on peoples roofs are for decoration

There's a good reason they dont want americans being self sufficient

If they grew their own crops to eat they might need to pay more for a dietitian

The Surveillence systems are because we like you

And we want to see you happy smiling and on a bike too

The government arent using Voice 2 Skull to put voices in your head

That's just you being silly, think happy thoughts instead
Look i'm smiling cus i'm Dr Fake and i see birds

I'm good at left brained things like crosswords

We don't want you to take medication

But it's for the best

Ok, Sean?

"Ok Dr Fake, i Agree"

"I Don't care about the side effects, cus medication is side-effect free" YAY!

WOW! We're helping you

Let's learn about assertiveness too

That will help you

That's all we can do
"My uncle thinks i should keep my head out my books aka Fantasy Land

Cus he thinks i should be logical and be subservient aka lesser than"
"Wow, Dr Fake, You're a legend!"