Okay, I can see you don't like "Power to the People," I offer you a compromise. Let's change it to something else, say something like:
1) Valentine Lovecraft
2) Arrogant Lonewolf
3) Ancient Lions
4) Rose Water
5) Lentil Sprouts
Any of these are fine by me. Then you shall have the satisfaction of I no longer bearing my name, and I will have the satisfaction of receiving the rank and title I've more than deserved.
Love my job at the Soros factory mailing Jewish gold to primitive anarchists in St. Louis.