That's right, I'm faking the funk.
Nothing I post about is real and I'm only here to get under your skin.
Do you realize how stupid that shit looks when you post it?
Like Sosa said, "Who would pretend to be Surly Duff if they weren't him?"
Even though it seemed like a back handed diss, I'll still ride with it.
If you want a private performance, don't ask for it in such a roundabout way.
Shit, I can give you contact info if you really want to know where I is and how I get down.