Choose your own PCP adventure
Phencyclidine (a complex clip of the chemical name 1-(1-phenylcyclohexyl)piperidine), commonly initialized as PCP and known colloquially as angel dust or wet, is a recreational dissociative drug. Formerly used as an anesthetic agent, PCP exhibits hallucinogenic effects.
PCP is also the name of a shitty hip hop duo from a place called Bridgeport Connecticut, known far and wide as the absolute asshole of the entire state. These are their stories. *clunk clunk*
This adventure is far reaching, and spans the furthest reaches of the globe and beyond. So in order to begin, it is important to first note a few rules or guidelines to help you on your journey.
1. PCP to PCP is like spinach to Popeye. If you are playing as the duo, you want as much as possible, if you are playing against, keep them away.
2. Under no circumstances should Skampoe be asked to run.
3. Under no circumstances should Jigsaw be asked to think.
4. If you find yourself in a hallucinagenic world, don't panic, that's just the PCP.
5. Cops and Spiks don't mix.
6. If you find yourself faced with other forum members in this adventure, kill them immediately. Their presence threatens your very existence. Again, that may just be the PCP talking.
7. If Skampoe farts, you want to be at least 3 states away.
8. Avoid Jigsaw's routine gun cleanings.
9. If PCP asks you to do a jam session with them, it's not what you think it is.
10. Never under any circumstances, feed a SKAMPOE after midnight.
In each of the four scenarios, there is one "happy" ending which can be attained by simply being smart enough to follow the rules as set forth.
So here's to the duo that brought us this gem.
FUk Yu werry mach.
Which of the four adventures do you want to try?
Play as Skampoe
Play as Jigsaw
Play as the Hip Hop duo, PCP
Play against PCP