Originally Posted by main_man
.i'm back at full staff.
HARD AS A FUCKIN' ROCK!
I aim to please!
Now make sure that this morning when you go out to pick up your mail, that you are wearing pajama pants so you can show your neighbours in full glory your pitched tent accomplishment. I'm sure they will be very impressed. They may even want to call the local law enforcement to inform them of your miraculous endowment.
It may also be time to update your resume. It is very hard to find a new job these days, and employers are looking for that "wow" or "it" factor. I believe that when you listen to your Eso-less version of Hazmat Rap, you will have an edge that puts you outside of the box from other competition.
An erection that can dent a car door is very impressive.