Probably the only reason he did not get his ass kicked or shot on duty was cuz he got a cam on his chest. In this bad economy, and with his internet fame, he should not be expecting employment from anybody. His videos are his resume. His story should be a lesson on what not to do.
Believe it or not, lobster and crabs are crustaceans and are a part of the arthropod family, which include caterpillars, cockroaches, and spiders!
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