Tom Selleck is god
Great thread! Lol at "tight arse", ive only ever heard that in remote parts of Ireland.
I also shit at work. Not just because of the toilet paper, but because if you take a shit at work you are effectivly getting paid for shitting wheras at home you are shitting for free. fuck dat shit.
I also steal nearly everything i can from work so as to save me having to buy it.
I bring my car to a friend whenever i need work done so i dont have to pay a garage.
I snort bath salts most of the time instead of cocaine to save money and keep the coke for special occasions.
The only thing i really blow money on is alcohol and music. My car is a fuckin bitch on petrol too.