if only she were attractive i mean damn....no ass, no tits, unnattractive face and a haircut like she's been to at least 6 anni defranco concerts.. she looks like one of those inflatable stick people that flaps in the wind that they put outside of car dealerships. at least lohan was goodlooking during some of her meltdown. britney spears too til she got the baldy. but, ahhh, we have only a few short years before miley enters rehab and fades from the spotlight. by then disney will have put out the new jailbait model version 17.3, with some of the glitches fixed and a shiny new user interface, and we can all want to fuck her, learn to hate her, and patiently await her public implosion.
my ice cool as the night air
two fives flare
glare through your cartier eyewear
and knock ya newborn out the high chair