Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB
CharlesJones is a miserable fuck who has to pay for pussy from evil bitches who will never marry him but will gladly spend his janitor pay.
Skampoe actually got somebody to marry him and therefore has access to regular pussy for free.
Assuming he actually fucks them and doesn't just kiss their feet. If he's just kissing their feet, then...
If Skampoe's wife was hot he'd be the winner, but I'm sure she's not. I don't know if I've actually seen her or not.
Funny thread anyway.