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Old 05-30-2006, 05:52 PM   #1
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After this, just shut the fuck up.
3-0 K.O. First to five.
Unlimited lines/bars.
Feed if you want.

Two rounds you've been "burnt", I know I've HEATED-THIS-KID.
Best move you can MAKE now is STRAIGHT DELETIN'-YOUR-SHIT.
I'll leave this BITCH-BITTER, everyone knows Classic comes QUICKER.
And don't worry about "hate votes", because everybody KNOWS that I'm SICKER.
Positive SCORING your MISSION? Classic TORE Slippy for HIS-DISSIN'.
All Slippy does is BITCH and COMPLAIN, BigBen should make a FORUM-FOR-HIS-BITCHIN'.
I've said it before Slippy, I continue to MAKE-YOU-MELT. Can't beat me alone, go SEEK-SOME-HELP.
And now everyone knows you RIDE dick, you SIGN ON-LINE with a SEAT-BELT.
Your just DROPPING-SHIT-GAY, STOP-POPPIN'-SHIT, just go the OPPOSITE-WAY.
The only chance this dude has BEATIN' ME WOULD BE on OPPOSITE-DAY.
My "quotes" on you NEVER-SHATTER, you'll never be a BETTER-RAPPER.
You're always REJECTED, this outcome is EXPECTED, so voting doesn't even MATTER.
Whether or not you LIKE-IT, In battles I WRITE-IT to BRUISE.
FIGHT IT TO CRUISE, responded to my third challenge, why you so EXCITED-TO-LOSE?
I PERFECTED-THE-PEN, never NEGLECTED, cause I always get RESPECTED-WITHIN.
And since "time" is of the ESSENCE, I ain't gotta spit "seconds" to WIN.
I'm never BLINKING, can't REST-AN-EYE, you type to CONFESS-AND-TESTIFY.
Posted ALL OVER the battlefield, but who the fuck you RESPECTED-BY?
You can EXPECT-TO-DIE, never APPROACH-ME, I "watch" opponent's CLOSELY.
With a gaze or a GLARE, if I was a "drink" in the AIR, you still couldn't TOAST-ME!
No MORE back and FOURTH with Slippy, leave him in the DIRT, MURDERED for a THIRD-SPIT.
Look at his signature, we can tell his autograph ain't WORTH-SHIT.
You'll get WHIRLED, TWIRLED, HURLED, I always get my shit DONE.
So DISS-ME-PROPER CINDY LAUPER, "This girl just wants to have FUN!"
Track the buttons I'm PRESSING it's IMPRESSIVE you're s'pose TO SEE.
I could of not even RESPONDED, and people still would VOTE-FOR-ME.
In battles, Slippy SCREAMS OR CRIES, what dat mean? I've SEEN-IN-BETWEEN YOUR LIES!
And my girl's not a LESBO, so this PUSSY will never get BETWEEN-HER-THIGHS.
FORGET-IT. When it's my TURN-TO-SPIT, respect you can't EARN-A-BIT.
Cause your acting like you RIDE, but not even old enough for a PERMIT.
I'm waiting so MOVE-ME, my skills go UNDEBATED, you UNDERRATED? Then PROVE-ME.
You're barely pushin' PG-13, Slippy can't even get into an RATED-R MOVIE!
You never IMPRESSED me AT-ALL, so even when you TEST-ME, doesn't make LESS-OF-ME AT-ALL.
And you're comebacks are weak, so the benefit of you going 2nd, doesn't STRESS-ME-AT-ALL.
My punchlines are SPINNING, "THOU SHALT NOT KILL", HOLY SHIT I'M SINNING.
Please post THIS SHIT in the general chat, still think you'll need a SECOND-OPINON for WINNING?
Lets tally the SCORE-CARDS, you haven't beaten me yet, I left you with WAR-SCARS.
How can you last this long WIT-ME, when PEEPS say you got K.O.'d in MY-FIVE-BARS..
I'm always the FIRST-TO-SPIT, beatin' you easy, I've only DISPERSED-A-BIT.
But even "pidgeons" fly over this "pimp", cause they know he ain't WORTH-A-SHIT.
I'll RATTLE-YOU, posted our battle in tha general chat, now who you gon TATTLE-TO?
Disadvantage I'm spittin' first, but advantage is that I BATTLE-YOU.
You'll only "sink" to the DEPTH-OF-ME, after this battle, even' you'll give "REP"-TO-ME.
Even with a STAIRMASTER in this thread, you still couldn't STEP-TO-ME.
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