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Old 11-06-2006, 03:51 PM   #34
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1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

God was stone, he was alone, so he created Earth as his wife.


2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

The Earth wanted to see the stone. Stone created Sun so the Earth could see Stone. Stone transpired into spirit. When stone died he bled water, and became God.

3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

But the light proved to be too hot for the Earth

4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness.

Earth needed time to cool down.
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