Re: Official Most Painful Thing that occured today thread
Wow, I didn't explain that very well and it sounds pretty crazy, haha. I was walking down the hall and I passed him and he had a steak on a plate, holding it in both hands. In his one hand he had the knife just kinda stickin' out and the fork in the other. I passed him on the side that he was holding the knife in... no that I think about it, it's totally my fault. We just stopped for like three seconds of dead silence, then looked at each other kinda shocked,then just started laughing.
Paramedics fighting for you, who's gonna win?
The hands of time or the hands of medicine?
Don't cry, this is your fate, witness your wake
Walk by your casket, spit in your face.