Originally Posted by Charging Soldier
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
God was stone, he was alone, so he created Earth as his wife.
2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
The Earth wanted to see the stone. Stone created Sun so the Earth could see Stone. Stone transpired into spirit. When stone died he bled water, and became God.
3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
But the light proved to be too hot for the Earth
4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness.
Earth needed time to cool down.
This is what happens when people start to add their own interpretations of what's written. God doesn't speak in riddles. He knows the greater half of us are stupid in one way or another, so He put His Message into the simplest forms for us to understand them. It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. You try to make a wild guess sound like historic fact and it looks really tacky. I wanna know what the problem is that people seem so afraid of following the Law to the letter and why, generation after generation, people have to come along and twist it to fit what they would like it to be.