Originally Posted by diggy
"Being a douchebag is half the battle toward a lifetime ban. The other half is the right mental attitude. Strangling small animals, feasting on my own feces and washing it down with a warm glass of urine, dressing up like my little sister and diddling myself in front of her 9 year old friends, you know the stuff one does when one lives chained to a radiator, can all lead to the right frame of mind that it takes to be banned from an internet forum. Excuse me, My balls itch. I must go lick them."
Wow, I never knew that! Sounds like a hoot!