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    LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE

    A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white
    people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together
    and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and
    emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" />America without
    black people.

    At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they
    said, "No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks
    have gone!"

    Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is not America at all
    ? only a barren land.

    1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was
    built on a slave-supported system.

    2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a
    black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great
    difficulty reaching higher floors.

    3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man,
    invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented
    the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A.
    Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

    4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its
    procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black
    man, Albert R. Robinson.

    5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system
    could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African
    American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.

    6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John
    Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the
    fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W.
    A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you
    guessed it, Black.

    7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books,
    they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry
    invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys
    invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

    8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the
    Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

    9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly
    ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air
    Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also
    dim. But of course, Lewis Later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael
    Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the
    Automatic Cut off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas
    W. Steward invented the Mop and Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

    10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and
    unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the

    Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone
    invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes
    Dryer.

    11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of
    this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another
    Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.

    Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the
    contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

    Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "by the time we leave for work, Americans
    have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks." Black
    history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin
    Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey and W.E.B. Dubois.

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    Interesting

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    Damn.......thx for posting that........sad thing is, the racist bastards would try to argue these points.......


    Again....thx.



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    yes it is..


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    "BACK TO FUKIN WERK 1 OF YOUR THREADZ JUST GOT DUSTED"

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    if it wasnt for my great, great grandmother, george washington carver would have invented peanut butter somewhere other than her house. he rented a room there
    "BACK TO FUKIN WERK 1 OF YOUR THREADZ JUST GOT DUSTED"

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    great read

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    Nice post man.
    Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.-Malcolm X

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    life with black folks would suck....

    no wtc
    no qop
    no wu

    black people and every other race are essential to the earth


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    much love to all


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    No whites....

    No George W.
    No Mark McGwire
    No that guy who's dating Rosario Dawson

    Sounds pretty good to me.

    lol, j/p
    Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.-Malcolm X

    Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
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    Actually, If black people were not to exist. There would still be others that would make innovations to take their place. So... Farwell! (no racist or anything)

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    Those inventions woulda been discovered sooner or later
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    u think so? hmm, well I think that if something isnt there and never was there, we wouldn't miss it.

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