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    NICKNAMES
    If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they'll call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.



    If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Shit Head and Four-eyes.

    EATING OUT
    When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though the bill is only $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.


    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    MONEY
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


    BATHROOMS
    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.


    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

    ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
    that is the beginning of a new argument.


    FUTURE
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.


    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    SUCCESS
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    MARRIAGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    DRESSING UP
    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.


    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    NATURAL
    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.


    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    CATS
    Women love cats.


    Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

    OFFSPRING
    A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments
    and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.


    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

    What a woman says:


    C'mon...This place is a mess. You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.

    What a man hears: C'MON . blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, NOW

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    Interesting

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    You'r on a role aren't you
    "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path
    of torment. I know none other as sure..."

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    Default Re: Differences Between Men And Women

    Quote Originally Posted by Wu-Disciple

    ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
    that is the beginning of a new argument.





    OFFSPRING
    A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments
    and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.


    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.

    These were my favorites.......LOL



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    Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

    but i love cats....
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    untill u kick it

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    some of that shits pretty cold, good job

    Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

    haha
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    SUCCESS
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    Funny.

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    Lol.

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