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    It's a damn shame that you guys have to resort to "acting" in order to gain a females attention. Do you honestly think that you can maintain that front for a long period of time? If you truly feel that way, in my opinion, the bitch isn't worth the time and money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    It's a damn shame that you guys have to resort to "acting" in order to gain a females attention. Do you honestly think that you can maintain that front for a long period of time? If you truly feel that way, in my opinion, the bitch isn't worth the time and money.
    Everyone knows that when u meet someone u not really meeting them....u meeting they representative.......once u get all in that's when the real person comes out then u gotta decide if u can deal with them or not.........



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    "if you marry a woman, marry her for one thing only; her sense of humour. everything else will change over time".

    perhaps you should try talking to women at comedy shows or something. hopefully there'll be humour and you'll be laughing together. comment on the comdians' jokes and stuff after they've finished their act, talk about the comdians that you already love and want to see live, talk about your favourite comedians of all time, etc, etc.


    sounds perfect. i should try it myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixx View Post
    perhaps you should try talking to women at comedy shows or something. hopefully there'll be humour and you'll be laughing together. comment on the comdians' jokes and stuff after they've finished their act, talk about the comdians that you already love and want to see live, talk about your favourite comedians of all time, etc, etc.


    sounds perfect. i should try it myself.
    I won't take out a woman I just met on a date. I have to get to know her first. I have to obverse how she is in public and around people. Is she a bitch? Does she have children? Is she crazy? Does she drink or smoke? Is she on drugs? Does she have a criminal record? I don't want to find out if she's a bitch on the first date! It's too much of a gamble. I don't do that "I'll pick you up at 7:00pm" bullshit when I first meet a woman.

    If I want instant sex, I'll settle for a hooker. That's dangerous but hey....it beats being embarrassed in public.

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    i didn't say anything about taking anyone out. i was talking about going there with a friend and go to a comedy club and try to strike it lucky with some females while you're there.
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    Decipher, son.


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    its hard to choose a girl strictly on sense of humor because truthfully speaking, most women just aren't funny LOLZ. not saying that as a diss but... if you look that good chances are you don't have to be funny nawmsayin

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    if you go to the club on your own and you meet a group of women together then you might, if you do it right, have the whole group of women vying for your attention. make sure you put on your A game if that happens.
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    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

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    Decipher, son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ALCATRAZ View Post
    if you look that good chances are you don't have to be funny nawmsayin

    I know exactly what u mean cause I'm not funny at all



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixx View Post
    if you go to the club on your own and you meet a group of women together then you might, if you do it right, have the whole group of women vying for your attention. make sure you put on your A game if that happens.
    "Acting"

    That's pretty much all it is. Thanks.

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    nope, no pretensions. you're not supposed to rehearse anything.


    when you meet certain people, you just end up somehow on your A game whether you were trying or not.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALCATRAZ View Post
    its hard to choose a girl strictly on sense of humor because truthfully speaking, most women just aren't funny LOLZ. not saying that as a diss but... if you look that good chances are you don't have to be funny nawmsayin

    a lot of men, like luis cipher, think they're funnier than they actually are.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixx View Post
    nope, no pretensions. you're not supposed to rehearse anything.


    when you meet certain people, you just end up somehow on your A game whether you were trying or not.
    In this case, acting IS putting on a front, which many people do everyday.

    Like chicks don't put on a front when their around their "friends" or trying to gain attention from men. The same thing applies to men as well.

    It's like me attending a party that's filled with white chicks. They're expecting thug type black men and here I come. They're in the mood for drugs and alcohol and I'll refuse to participate in that nonsense. What do you think going to happen? It's pretty obvious. I won't go to a place where I know I won't be welcomed or comfortable. It's simple

    Some people feel that they have to behave this way and act that way in order to fit it or gain attention.

    I can look at certain people and determine whether he/she is putting on a front, and I'm very good at that.

    I constantly see women wearing clothes and hairstyles that their not comfortable in. They do it so they can be that "bitch". Some of them look down right ugly and disgusting!

    Yes, I set my standards VERY high because I know what I want in a woman AND where to find them. The club, bar, crowd places are the last place I'd go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry View Post
    Everyone knows that when u meet someone u not really meeting them....u meeting they representative.......once u get all in that's when the real person comes out then u gotta decide if u can deal with them or not.........
    maybe you could get a relationship to work if you didn't follow every bit of relationship advice chris rock game you

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALCATRAZ View Post
    its hard to choose a girl strictly on sense of humor because truthfully speaking, most women just aren't funny LOLZ. not saying that as a diss but... if you look that good chances are you don't have to be funny nawmsayin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    maybe you could get a relationship to work if you didn't follow every bit of relationship advice chris rock game you

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    Chris is married right? Where u at relationship wise? With ur girly feet.....



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