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    Quote Originally Posted by Mumm Ra View Post
    haha i kinda think it is. i dont drink often, havent drank in a month
    i gotta try to impress this judge to get my DUI reduced though
    Quote Originally Posted by Mumm Ra View Post
    i finally found the first wine i could tolerate about a month ago
    still got one bottle out of the 6 i bought

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olive Oil Goombah View Post
    not at all.

    im more interested in food than drink.

    plus im a bigger whiskey guy than beer. Beer fills me up too much, makes me bloated. sometimes even give me adgida....dont kno if i spelled that right.
    I love beer but yeah this is true for me. I can't drink beer all night long it gets to a point where I feel bloated and start getting tired, even worse if I had a meal before hand.

    I find that cider is the perfect summer drink, not sure if that is a big thing in the US or not though and it doesn't leave me with the bloated, filled up feeling that beer does and it generally is nicer to drink in hotter weather.
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    This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death.
    There is no other reasoning.

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    TSA has to be the ugliest people (both inside and out) on this site with his jet pack nostrils, his way of life, and he's Nigerian for crying out loud. The guy claims to be a genius but he's struggling to obtain a BA in a bullshit major from possibly a crappy college. He bangs fat country chicks who are on welfare, who have kids, and who grow corn. He's discusses them in detail regarding how worthless they are but he likes them SO MUCH! Talk about sexual desperation! Maybe it's because when it comes to women, he doesn't have that many options. He's not that smart as he claims to be and it shows. Acne having ass!
    DAMN hahahaha. I just woke up and the first thing that happens is I get ethered to hell. Everything's pretty accurate actually except I'm more handsome than Tectus
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    * I didn't know this thread was old, I just thought he dropped a hot 6 this morning.

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