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    Default RIght then.......

    I am attempting to kill myself tonight using only the power of my mind.

    I am going to bed now, but instead of sleeping I will enter a deep meditative state, and attempt to stop my own heart.


    If this works, I've told Mrs Teh she has to get on here in the morning and tell you guys about it.


    She has the day off work tomorrow, so I can't see her struggling to find the time.


    She has instructions to take pictures of my corpse and funeral with my camera and post em up.


    I believe it might help if everyone here also spent some time wishing I was dead, so if you could all take a few minutes to just really concentrate on me corking it, and try to transmit those thoughts.


    OK, bye guys. I hope I die.
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    Are you fucking happy now?! I can't believe I have to post a picture of my shit in order to shut you faggots up! And this is me!

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    fag.

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    I figured you would die from a freak finger blasting accident.

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    good luck!

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    you know there are better methods to doing this





    lets egg him on so we can get on CNN
    Last edited by Dokuro; 05-24-2011 at 12:16 AM.

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    this was a funny read...im starting to think this is a Nicky Tooch secondary

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    His wife would throw a party if that happened and invite her lover.



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    Lol

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    Did it work?

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    not yet, I'm looking into alternative methods
    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    Are you fucking happy now?! I can't believe I have to post a picture of my shit in order to shut you faggots up! And this is me!

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    POST PIx OF YOUR WIFE


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    later bud, no nudes but I've got one of her norks.

    btw, fingerblasting champs do not die of freak accidents
    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    Are you fucking happy now?! I can't believe I have to post a picture of my shit in order to shut you faggots up! And this is me!

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    fuck you your supposed to be dead your ruining are chance of being on CNN

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    U SHOULD GO TO THE NEXT TORNaDO LOCATION


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