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Thread: DUKE NUKEM FOREVER finally finished after 14 years

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    hahaha yall been duped

    they shoulda just never released it to keep the urban legend alive
    now everyone knows the end of the duke nukem forever story went out with a dud

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    Fucking mouse controls are shit. Mouse smoothing or something.
    No enemies for minutes.
    Too much driving, which is no fun at all.
    Two weapons? Fuck off.
    Barely any music.
    Haven't found any secrets.
    FOV is kind of narrow.
    Bossfights are boring and too easy.
    Too many scripted events.
    Levels are too linear.

    This game is a waste of time and thank God I didn't buy it or it would be a waste of money too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeru View Post
    Bought it yesterday...it's one of those: god I've waited for this for so long and this is gonna fucking kick ass things...and it's...meh...I'm not that far into it so I might change this opinion but at first glance...14 years should've been spent a little better IMO
    It wasn't developed by the original company. I believe the franchise rights were sold a few years back and a different development company picked up the project.

    This recent game was definitely not 14 yrs in the making. I read a really long article in I think WIRED a year ago about how the founder/CEO ran his company into the ground and was sued by his investment board for blowing through all their cash and pushing the sequel completion date back multiple times in the early 2000's. I forget the creators name, but he was a perfectionist and A control freak like Steve Jobs is -yet couldn't deliver in the end.

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    I remember that article too
    or maybe it was a special on g4 actually

    very interesting story as far as videogame franchises go anyway

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    this review highlights all the reasons the game blows

    http://arstechnica.com/gaming/review...-offensive.ars

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    Game of the year



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    the game is wiggity wiggity wiggity WACK!!!!!!!!!


    i've slept since 1997.....


    Grey from bulletstorm is the new duke nukem

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    got this , dont like it ! time to kill was the sjit!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRONZBODY View Post
    the game is wiggity wiggity wiggity WACK!!!!!!!!!


    i've slept since 1997.....


    Grey from bulletstorm is the new duke nukem
    100% agreed

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    i knew this game was terrible just looking at the screenshots. idiots workin on this shit for 10 years and didn't bother to even update the dame to todays standards

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    i palyed it at e3. multiplayer was meh

    i got 2nd and most of my kills were melee


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