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    I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm 6'1" 220 lbs. and I play basketball every day. I've been the same weight for 10 years now, but if you want to pretend I'm fat to impress your e-friends, or scare away any non-existent women posting on here, feel free. It's not gonna really change my opinion of you or anybody else for that matter. I'm sure you think I cry every time I post on this forum, and you call me a big basement dwelling juice pig fatty, but mostly I just look at your massive nostrils and laugh at the v-neck collared, suede pant, smelly, ugly faggot that's talking to me and ya know what? It cheers me right up.



    In fact, right now I'm staring at you taking your mom to the prom.

    ...and I feel like a million bucks, so by all means, continue.


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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm 4'1" 220 lbs. and I play basketball every day.











    AHAHHAhahaDaAHAHghaHAHAaHahaHA!!
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    AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaHAHAHAH!!!

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    It's a good thing I'm smarter than all of you combined or shit like this might actually affect me.
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    ^^ Not smarter than me combined. But the only way it should affect you is if you were a cornball like buckshot.

    You play basketball everyday? NBA Live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    It's a good thing I'm smarter than all of you combined or shit like this might actually affect me.
    So smart you bus tables at a local casino?

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    It's a good thing I'm smarter than all of you combined or shit like this might actually affect me.
    How's your math (intermediate algebra, Calculus, and up), physics (both algebra and calculus based), and chemistry? Google can only do so much, you know?

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair View Post
    So smart you bus tables at a local casino?

    LOL

    Beautifulrock has stated that he's a professional poker player. He hits up games in the city. It's a good hustle if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    It's a good thing I'm smarter than all of you combined or shit like this might actually affect me.
    I think if you were to combine all members of Wu Corp you'd end up with a dumber person than each of them individually.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair View Post
    So smart you bus tables at a local casino?

    LOL
    he does what?! ahahahahahhaha!! this nigga is a bottomless pit dude lol!

    wooowww!!

    lol at "at least im smarter"
    i can tell you know you're already dumber then fathertime you vagi-button lint basement hethen

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    Im thinking the sequel to Good Will Hunting is on the horizon. Juicy plot line, succulent characters,super intelligence, and of course a doughy ending.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    How's your math (intermediate algebra, Calculus, and up), physics (both algebra and calculus based), and chemistry? Google can only do so much, you know?
    Well, I got a 750 on the math portion of the SAT, does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair View Post
    So smart you bus tables at a local casino?

    LOL
    Obviously, you took the off-hand quip "table cleaner" a bit too literally.
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    $23,648 and a banana cognac bitch!

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