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    Default What you know about the Contenelle ass wipes?



    this stuff works wonders. especially if yall are always eating some spicy shit like the god.

    wash youre stinking ass bro.
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    Baby wipes are for babbys
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    hahahahah

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    I keep a steady supply.

    Gotta have your wipe game proper.


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    why use ass wipes when you can get your salad tossed?

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    scott tissue

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    tuck cottonelle by the anus like a butt plug?

    FMJ - is this possible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divine_Complex View Post
    I keep a steady supply.

    Gotta have your wipe game proper.
    ahaha they dont know son!!!

    they dont know about the wipe game lmao
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    I see ppl have moved on from ball-shaving to ass wiping etiquette

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    If you check the time on the OP, you will notice it was errly in the mornin.

    This thread was made shortly after my morning shit and pondering the benefits of the cottonelle ass wipe.


    also,
    imo Wiping ass is normal but discussing techniques you mastered after years of shaving your ass and the area between your ass and balls is some jeffery dahmer type shit word life
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair View Post
    tuck cottonelle by the anus like a butt plug?

    FMJ - is this possible?
    Hmm...probably not. But I may have to upgrade my techniques to that of fft's.



    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    ahaha they dont know son!!!

    they dont know about the wipe game lmao

    Could you please school me on ya techniques, son? I think I'm done wit "tuckin toilet paper by the anus like a buttplug".

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    lmao

    the cottonelle ass wipes are used in place of toilet paper son.

    This shit is especially useful when you been eating spicy shit and you know it burned on the way in so its gona burn on the way out. the ass wipes renders the spicy shit unaffective on the way out and allows for a pleasent shit son.

    thats word life son.
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    ^^Droppin maad knowledge like a perfect shit (with no stains left on the anus). Thank you for knowin da ledge and bringing this knowledge to born to complete ma undastandin.

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    peace god.
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    These wipes could also be good for carryin wit you to events and stuff.

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