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    word life god.

    they also got the "travellers pack"



    so you can wash your stinking ass on the road god.

    they already know god.
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    It's good to see that painstaking efforts were used to come up with products to clean ma bootyhole. If only they sold little mirrors, so I could clean ma booty hole wit da wipes, use a small mirror in one hand and a gillet blade in da other to shave the booty hole peach fuzz when Um done.

    Hopefully, they invent butt-floss. Ya know how ya floss ya teet? If they could invent a floss fo da booty hole, so that instead of wipin da booty hole, ya floss it...and some bootywash (like mouth wash 'cept it's fo da booty), then that would be the necessary items fo a fresh smellin booty.

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    Keep those assholes squeaky clean and tasty
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    i hope you die tonight faggit.

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    lmfao
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    i used my kids baby wipes once and it fucking burned. like i had an open wound in there or some shit.

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    It is a known fact that penile anal insertion could leave sphictors with cuts...hence the burning sensation when using baby wipes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    i used my kids baby wipes once and it fucking burned. like i had an open wound in there or some shit.
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    It is a known fact that penile anal insertion could leave sphictors with cuts...hence the burning sensation when using baby wipes.
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    i hope you die tonight faggit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jehovallah Daprophett View Post
    scott tissue
    lol @ scott tissue, you might as well just use your fingers.




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    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    lmao

    the cottonelle ass wipes are used in place of toilet paper son.

    This shit is especially useful when you been eating spicy shit and you know it burned on the way in so its gona burn on the way out. the ass wipes renders the spicy shit unaffective on the way out and allows for a pleasent shit son.

    thats word life son.

    I don't use them as a replacement, I use them in conjuction with toilet paper.

    I wipe with regular TP first, then a Cottonelle, then another once over with TP.

    I don't know about you, but if I use the Cottonelle without a dry follow up I get itchy.

    I know my method might seem labor intensive, but I have it on good authority that I'm not the only one who does this.



    So you're saying when you take a spicy shit you use one before you sit down to let loose?

    I've never tried that.


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    Could cottonelle also be used for ball and penis cleaning after sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divine_Complex View Post
    I don't use them as a replacement, I use them in conjuction with toilet paper.

    I wipe with regular TP first, then a Cottonelle, then another once over with TP.

    I don't know about you, but if I use the Cottonelle without a dry follow up I get itchy.

    I know my method might seem labor intensive, but I have it on good authority that I'm not the only one who does this.



    So you're saying when you take a spicy shit you use one before you sit down to let loose?

    I've never tried that.
    lmao @ labor intensive


    yea i just use that shit in place of toilet paper and get no complications from it - lol no burning sensation like open wounds or itchy feeling


    and yea i wipe my ass with the jewel before i take a shit when anticipating an ass burn and it works miracles.

    makes the otherwise unpleasant shit session rather bearable.

    Peace to the gods.




    i feel like rzarectum when he was discussin intricate details of how to shave the area between the ass and nutsack.

    fag.
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    I like the idea about wiping the anus with the wipe BEFORE the shit.

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    lmao

    it has soothing liquids, nigga.
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    Quote Originally Posted by FMJ View Post
    Could cottonelle also be used for ball and penis cleaning after sex?
    Most certainly, they can be used to clean both participants post-coitus.

    Although I wouldn't suggest sharing the same wipe, just grab two from the dispenser.


    They have a multitude of uses.

    *Bathing pets, the elderly & the homeless.
    *Cleaning computer monitors.
    *Cleaning shit splatters from the toilet seat.


    Well, that's all I got really, but you get the idea.


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    Well, the way you describe the multitude of uses it has, I might by it for real. And I think I may try the wipe before and after shitting technique.


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