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    Default Skinny jeans... 21st century's worst fashion sense

    I don't know who the hell popularized this shit, but it needs to be called out. not so much when bitches wear them, because I don't care. but dudes who wear them. to me, a dude with skinny jeans is a fucking cross-dresser. what's the appeal to them?



    and Jay-Z almost wrote the coolest line when he said "can't wear skinny jeans 'cause my knives don't fit." then I found out he said "knots," so he's back to being a fag. bummer

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    I was going to say how you supposed to hide yo gat in dem whoodie?

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    Fat brim hats made skinny pants popular. It wouldn't have happened without them.



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    I like my clothing to be ultilitarian, fuction over form.

    Skinny jeans look like the most uncomfortable thing to wear on the planet.

    It's like Chinese penis torture.


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    I wear skinny jeans to outline my cock.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by theheavens View Post
    I don't know who the hell popularized this shit, but it needs to be called out. not so much when bitches wear them, because I don't care. but dudes who wear them. to me, a dude with skinny jeans is a fucking cross-dresser. what's the appeal to them?
    Glad someone called it out, cos no-ones ever said anything bad about it before. Do you think a guy putting on lip balm is cross dressing too? That shit needs to be stopped!

    Quote Originally Posted by Divine_Complex View Post
    I like my clothing to be ultilitarian, fuction over form.

    Skinny jeans look like the most uncomfortable thing to wear on the planet.

    It's like Chinese penis torture.
    hahaha. I think fuction over form means crotchless leather pants

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    ^True, I guess I twisted the definition to fit my point.

    I just meant that I don't want to sacrifice comfort for the sake of being trendy.

    I'm too fat to wear them shits anyway.


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    You a fat guy? Haha rocking the Kevin Smith look and shit


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    Not really, more like the Dan Conner look.



    Or maybe King Ralph.


    Or fat, sweaty Elvis.


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    fat or no fat, dudes shouldn't be wearing skinny jeans. I know some chickenheads in my school love it when guys wear it, but they also think lil wayne is cool, so fuck em

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    Lil Wayne is pretty cool.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Wait until your favorite demasculated rapper starts wearing chords.

    It's gonna look real funny seeing non-caucasians in public, looking like they had a blast @ the science fair.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevy Chase View Post
    I wear skinny jeans to outline my cock.
    this^

    plus... why are hip hoppers joining the fashion police?
    "i don't care what bitches wear... i'm all bout regulating what another dude wears" lol fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    this^

    plus... why are hip hoppers joining the fashion police?
    "i don't care what bitches wear... i'm all bout regulating what another dude wears" lol fag.
    you have to speak out when something is that obviously GAY


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    the expression on waynes face hahaha wayne isnt a fag cuz he wears skinny jeans hes a fag cuz he kisses niggas in dey mouth ... and theres a differance between regular jean skinnys and fuckin leopard print skin tights lol ....


    fuck that tho 501 levis orfucking kill urself ... also im pretty sure absolutely no1 in this thread dresses well .. maybe gavin and thats a stretch when taking the glitter mob into account ....

    im wondering tho if u guys dont wear skinnys what do you guys wear lol ?

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