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    So, my girlfriend tells me she wants to bleach her asshole like a porn star.

    I reply she should shave it first otherwise I'll feel like I'm fucking Pat Sharp's face.

















    She didn't like that.

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    Hahahahaha.

    Wouldn't shaving it before bleaching make the experience 10x worse?

    I think you should tell her to shave or wax afterwards.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    So, my girlfriend tells me she wants to bleach her asshole like a porn star.

    I reply she should shave it first otherwise I'll feel like I'm fucking Pat Sharp's face.













    She didn't like that.


    hahaha that shit had me laughing.

    I wondered if someone was gonna talk about funhouse when I saw the thread title, lol.

    Tell her she can bleach the asshole if she lets you breach the asshole, lol.




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    Was Fun House a kid's game show in the Uk? lol Cause we had a game show here with the same name, with the red headed god J.D. Roth as the host.
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    Yes there was a kids show in the UK called Funhouse presented by Pat Sharp with 2 blonde twins (that must have been any boys fantasy back in the day, lol). Not a bad show at all really for kids.




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    My girlfriend asked if her ass is hairy...

    I said... I don't know, let me have a look...

    So, she pulls her pajama down and bends over...

    I look at her butthole and she farts loudly...

    right in my face..

    Then she looks at me with a total trollface...

    mfw...

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    I loove giving girls rimjobs. I pull their panties slowly down. Smell thei ass. I get harrrrd. I gently lick their ass dimples. I smoothly move towards their anus. I shove my tongue in it. I tickle. Makes me harrrrd thinking about it.

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