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Thread: The Haiku Thread pt Deux

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    Default The Haiku Thread pt Deux

    write some haiku.
    3 lines....
    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables


    Wint-eTher


    general chat fags
    just wait till the winter wars
    i'll bring eTher back





    Salty Rain

    photoshop open
    photobuckets overflow
    bitch nigga tears drip





    Reboot

    my sword will draw blood
    reminiscent of '07
    STYLE version 1.0






    Brief

    see? soul controller
    its not hard to share your thoughts
    just get to the point


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    Salty Rain has got to be the best one.
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    i hope you die tonight faggit.

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    i cant haiku that shit. leaves too much out

    can you haiku this


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    Someone write a haiku about toe sucking or cholombian poverty

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    sleeping on tile floors
    watching big screen from bedroom
    geek squad really paid off

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    Show me them toes bitch
    I'm the toe sucking fairy
    Fuck, got locked again


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    Thanks for your hate hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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    ^^^hahaha

    eskimo penis
    too cold to fuck her pussy
    wife disappointed

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    Ceited is spanish
    Spent food money on TV
    Of course hes pissed off

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul controller View Post
    i cant haiku that shit. leaves too much out

    can you haiku this

    sun activation
    junk dna turns to gold
    human alchemy


    or


    opening chakras
    activated by the sun
    a new age is born


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    here's antoher on for CJ:

    I mop the toilets
    My pie and ice cream is gone!
    black girls are greedy


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    Mexican food sucks
    Several hundred damn bucks
    And I got ringburn

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    lol @ the conceited one ......

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    Geek Squad gangstas ride
    A skateboarder beat my ass
    I'm in White Girl Mob


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    Go to cinema
    Spaghetti in my pockets
    No need for popcorn

    Ticket for one, please
    don't care which movie it is
    my pastas feel warm
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    hahahahahaahaaaaa!

    Dutch Lovin'


    pedophile dream date
    chris hansen offers me a seat
    forever alone


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