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    Default [HOLY S**T!] Last night I found myself in a bit of a dilemma *pics to explain*

    ]The time was about 11.30PM - I was waiting for my parents to go to bed so I could start fapping to some online **** (haven't done it a while).



    I heard them close their bedroom door. At this point I couldn't wait to get started so I grabbed everything I needed, then raced to the PC.



    Things were all going to plan - ******* delivered the material needed and it was shaping up to be a good night of fapping.



    Then, in the blink of an eye - everything was taken away from me. The whole street suffered a BLACKOUT, it was around 12.30am at this point so it was literally pitch black.

    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    i hope you die tonight faggit.

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    Red face

    At first I found it a little funny and started to laugh as i sat there completely naked with vaseline all over my now dissapointed penor. Then it happened, I heard my parents bedroom door open - then my dad started to make his way down the stairs with a TORCH/flashlight he keeps under his bed.




    I went numb!!! My parents must have been reading - so new something had happened. 'OH SHIIIT' I thought to myself - i was still naked, and vaseline was everywhere as my dad started to walk down the stairs - I couldn't see anything and started to crawl on all fours looking for my shorts and top. I could hear my dad getting closer so I quickly crawled around the side of the table and tried to hide.




    My dad came in the room, I kept quiet, my heart was pounding, and my penor was still throbbing - I don't know if he saw me but I heard him say 'oh' then he walked away towards the garage where the fuse box is.
    I have not mentioned it - but it must have been obvious - vaseline still on the table - tissues - and my moms glass bowl I use as a jizz catcher.

    Yes it was very embarrassing.
    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    i hope you die tonight faggit.

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    move out already son

    and why are you using your mothers things to masturbate with
    She talked, I listened, She listened I spoke
    We walked arm-in-arm and split a Cherry Coke
    Spit religion and politics, Sega and chess
    Roots and culture, hip-hop, skunk and sess
    She caught me sneakin' peeks at her breasts
    While frontin' name droppin' connects


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    eheheh
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    ahahahahahaha this shit had me roflmao lmao
    lmao @ the mspaint ass hairs lmao

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    LMFAO

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    hahahahahahahah

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    lmfao dead

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    I had a good genuine laugh, son!

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    This is hilarious. You need to start getting your jerks in behind closed doors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAQ View Post

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is so funny it's painful.

    It actaully hurts to laugh.


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    Thanks for your hate hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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    garbage story bro.
    We do it for the people.


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    Hahahahahaaaa!
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    Just me or is it strange that dude needs a giant bowl to catch his cum? jizz catcher? Is that normal? I never heard of that before.

    Edit: To each his own, anyway

    Sounds like an scary oedipal complex too. Vaseline too? Try lookin pops in the eye over your bowl of frootay loops bitch

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