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    Default So, you cowardly faggits can now live an extra 70 years...

    Would You Try The 'Elixir Of Life' Drug That Promises An Extra 70 Years Of Life?

    Have you always wondered what life would be like in 150 years?

    Well, your dream may well come true, as scientists have created an ‘elixir of life’ pill that can potentially help you live longer – a lot longer in fact.

    Professor Peter Smith from New South Wales University in Australia claims that due to advances in medicine and public health, experts have created drugs and medical therapies which can help people live longer, healthier lives and potentially celebrate their 150th birthday.

    These wonder pills promise to slow the ageing process and aid body repair, and could be hitting the shelves as soon as five years.

    “I think there is real hope we can extend human life by some decades further. The aim is not just to eke out extra existence but to facilitate a longer healthy life. We just don’t want to live longer, we want to live longer well,” Professor Smith told the Express.

    “These drugs will help with the regeneration of cells, regeneration of processes in the body, so we expect people will live well, much longer.”

    With the current life expectancy in the UK being 80, could these body-repairing drugs be the key to another 70 years of life?
    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1019722.html
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    I know nickytoochs old ass will def try it, anybody else?
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    I plan on uploading myself into the web like the lawnmower man, so ill pass

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    its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.
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    you smell like denture paste, faggit.
    We do it for the people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DickyTouch View Post
    its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.
    ahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DickyTouch View Post
    its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.
    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    you smell like denture paste, faggit.
    Lmao

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    death is still death, that's why robbeh has the right idea

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    Basco will still be wearing bright hooded sweatshirts that are 3 times too tight at age
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    Overpopulation is gonna be sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    Would You Try The 'Elixir Of Life' Drug That Promises An Extra 70 Years Of Life?

















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    hahahahaha
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    If I took that I would probably reverse age into an infant.the inf dont age.I been 19 for over a decade now.

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    As with a lot of things like this, people will prob start taking it then somewhere down the line it will be proved to have harmful side effects...

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    Just what the world needs, more old people.



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