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    Default Justin Bieber is good entertainment

    In news which has stunned the world, Selena Gomez's 17-year-old superstar boyfriend has been named in a paternity lawsuit which Yeater filed on October 31.

    The Bieber fan has asked the star to submit to a paternity test, and is asking the singer 'to provide adequate support for my baby', the result of a tryst she alleged lasted no longer than 30 seconds.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz1cb8M77jZ



    I read this on the train and rofled so hard I had to show the guy opposite me, he started laughing too.



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    WHAT A STuD


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    If it was the other way around, and the Bieb man was 20, and the chick was underage, they would be trying to file rape charges.
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    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    “After waiting for a short period of time with several young women, Justin Bieber appeared and engaged me in conversation. Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss. Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone. I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time.

    After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone — a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to.

    In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything. Justin then “quickly took off my clothes.” He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by check two View Post
    If it was the other way around, and the Bieb man was 20, and the chick was underage, they would be trying to file rape charges.


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    Selena is 19? Looks about 12.
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    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    how many times ya think bieber has told chicks its his first time before premature ejaculating in his skinny jeans?

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    lmao @ "TRYST"

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    IM PRETTY SURE SHE WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOSA BUST IN 20 SECONDs


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    Bieber is probably the cutest rapist on record



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    yeah shes hot but I never premature ejaculated, I don't think my dick is capable of it.

    If you don't have that problem then it takes 3 minutes and every man on here has to slow it down and vary it up, postpone it with foreplay, kissing and titty slapping so that they can last a respectable time. Last time I had sex I made the shit last about 30 minutes, if Ida stuck my dick in there and just pumped I'd have fucked up and the girl would have told everyone.

    thats the problem right there women take from my experience 30 minutes to an hour to have an orgasm (or at least to fake it so you can stop the shit) and I and men in general take 3 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sosa View Post
    yeah shes hot but I never premature ejaculated, I don't think my dick is capable of it.

    If you don't have that problem then it takes 3 minutes and every man on here has to slow it down and vary it up, postpone it with foreplay, kissing and titty slapping so that they can last a respectable time. Last time I had sex I made the shit last about 30 minutes, if Ida stuck my dick in there and just pumped I'd have fucked up and the girl would have told everyone.

    thats the problem right there women take from my experience 30 minutes to an hour to have an orgasm (or at least to fake it so you can stop the shit) and I and men in general take 3 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sosa View Post
    "...He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me...The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds"
    I think it's safe to say the shit was not fucked out.
    She talked, I listened, She listened I spoke
    We walked arm-in-arm and split a Cherry Coke
    Spit religion and politics, Sega and chess
    Roots and culture, hip-hop, skunk and sess
    She caught me sneakin' peeks at her breasts
    While frontin' name droppin' connects


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    CHECK JUST ETHEReD SOSA


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