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Thread: DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE, DICK, DiCK, BROKE (BOLO,SKAMP,STYLE,DICKY,CHECK TWOS DAD)

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    Default DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE, DICK, DiCK, BROKE (BOLO,SKAMP,STYLE,DICKY,CHECK TWOS DAD)

    IGHT GUYs


    I GOTTA BE DRUNK DURING THE WEEKENDS


    AND I NOTICED I COULDNT KEEP

    THE YANG UP,

    (UNLESS IF THE GIRL JUST RODE REVERSE DOGGY)

    I NEED HELP JUICING TO MAKE IT TO THE HALL OF FAM


    MY BOY JUICES HE SAYS HE TAKES 2 DIFFERENT KINDA EXTENZE

    1 PILL MAKES HIS SCHOLNG BIGGER WHICH I DONT WANT CAUSE IT WOULD BE SCARY, NOT THAT MY SCHOLNG IS GIANT NOW AND GONNA BE TOO BIG, BUT I DONT WANNA END UP LIKE THE GODS BERNIE MAC SINCE ALL THE BLOOD WENT TO MY SCHOLNg

    AND THE OTHER PILL OF EXTENZE JUST MAKES YOU LAST LONGER

    SOME DOMICAN OLD DUDE SAYS THERES SOME SHIT CALLED "LA PELA" SUPPOSE TO MAKE YOUR YANG DIESEL FOR THE PROCEDURES



    IM NOT DOWN TO TRY VIAGRA CAUSE THATS SHIT MAKES U BLIND OR SOMESHIT, AND EVEN THOUGH HERION WORKS FOR SKAMP IM NOT DOWN FOR THAT EITHER, ANY SUGGESTIONS


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    "Fuck Wu Tang Corp" - The GZA/Genius

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    HEY main_faggitman IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GAY ORGYS YOU YOUNG FAGGIT


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    its kind of amazing you made this thread. it takes guts to admit something like this. anyway


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    Have you tried Zinc pills?




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    it seems like you're having those problems about 20 years too soon? even sunny hasn't made a thread like this yet



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sosa View Post
    its kind of amazing you made this thread. it takes guts to admit something like this. anyway


    IM NOT OLD LIKE THAT BROSkI IM TALKING ABOUT THE DANGERS OF DRUNK SWANSON


    I WANNA JUICE LIKE LARRY


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    Good thing this is apparently about alcohol instead of "old age". The self ether would have been impeccable.


    whiskey dick = the devil.

    Some painkillers cause the limpness as well. I find the painkiller limpness to be wayy more severe than alcohol limpness.

    I dont know about any pills. Ive only heard stories of a few friends of friends who tried viagara. some cat was recently telling me he was getting some oxycotin and viagara shipped to him

    I just usually try and control my drinking and smoke more weed and it works fine for me.

    Also, drinking grown man drinks like whiskey and shit instead of cholombian ciroc sweet slushies with umbrellas helps, ya' fruitcake.
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    WHISKY IS PRETTY GROSS YOU SAYIN WHISKEY KEEPS THE YANG STROnG?


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    I DONT BUY EXPENSIVE CIROC NO MORE
    I JUST DRINK ALOT OF BREWs, I DONT SMOKE TREES BUT MY BOY SAYS HES ILL OFF IT

    IMA HAVE TO ASK THESE GILFs FROM THIS SITE


    http://www.ufoseek.com/forum/index.php

    THEY HAVE ALOT OF GRANNIES THAT CAN PROBABLY HELP WITH HOME REMEDIES


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    the fact that ceited has erectile dysfunction explains so much.

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    THIS THREAD IS ABOUT THE OLDER GODs WITH IN HOME VAGINA , NOT NET DWEEBs LIKE PAN & SOSA WHO HAVENT SMASHED YET FOR 2012


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    smoking and drinking will hurt your drive after a while. i definitely notice a difference from when i abused every day. i still did my thing even then.



    nothing wrong with the cleaner tasting vodka brands. I had a few good nights on the henny also sniffing cocaine is good if you don't overdo it. Why you wanna last long heat? you in love or something? i guess you don't like giving head to broads.

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    YEA I DONT LICK THE BROADs\


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    Sucks your dick broke, homie.

    Maybe CharlesJones can introduce you to the forbidden erotic world of chest nipple stimulation.
    --youreallfags.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    thats what they all say
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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