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    Quote Originally Posted by Irondan2: Judgement Day View Post
    Sucks your dick broke, homie.

    Maybe CharlesJones can introduce you to the forbidden erotic world of chest nipple stimulation.
    I CAN BEAT MY SCHOLNG RIGHT NOW TO YOUJIZZ BUT I DONT NEED TO SINCE I GET CHEEKS UNLIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GIMMICKs


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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    I CAN BEAT MY SCHOLNG RIGHT NOW TO YOUJIZZ BUT I DONT NEED TO SINCE I GET CHEEKS UNLIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GIMMICKs
    Lol, I put up C Thomas Howell stats and you've fucked like 2 fat girls in your entire life and now your dick doesn't work anymore.

    I'm almost 30 and have had the same girlfriend for like 3 years and my boner is as hard and veiny as it was when i was 14.

    I was just trying to be understanding. Don't take out your brokedick frustration's on the god.
    --youreallfags.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    C THOMAS WAS KINDAOF A LEGEND

    I THINK U WERE MORE OF THE DIRTY RAPLH

    THE GOD TURNED 31 BUT
    YOU DONT DRINK THE WAY ME AND YOUNG MATT DILON DRINK


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    ^^Lol @ dirty ralph.

    I drink a whole lot of craft beer. I try to get hammered less than 3 times a week, but it's hard because beer is what I like, with the occasional glass of fine bourbon thrown it.

    Don't feel bad, because I'll probably die soon too. My boner game is extra-tight, but I piss all the time and every shit is an adventure.

    I think Palehorse wished cancer on me one too many times.
    --youreallfags.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    HOW DOES DRINKING DRAFT BEER 3 TIMES A WEEK MEANS YOUR GONNA DiE SOON>


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    extenze will do the trick. get the red ones in the black pack. pop two and in 30 mins u good to go. I juiced for a few months to eliminate all the young buck competition from my at the time 21 y.o. gf-to-be.
    no shame in my game.

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    MUMM RA juiced and now he's Too Legit To Quit


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    ^ I WOULD BEAT THAT IF IM MUMM Ra
    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    extenze will do the trick. get the red ones in the black pack. pop two and in 30 mins u good to go. I juiced for a few months to eliminate all the young buck competition from my at the time 21 y.o. gf-to-be.
    no shame in my game.


    YEA MY BOY SAID THERES A RED AND BLUE EXTENZE ON SOME MATRIX SHiT


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    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    whiskey dick = the devil.
    This.

    It's the most miserable shit ever.

    I didn't think any of the over-the-counter weenie pills worked.

    I figured it was only the COCK diesel perscription shit.
    Last edited by Samurai_Turkey; 02-28-2012 at 11:49 AM.


    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    Thanks for your hate hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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    Some good head should remedy you.

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    once I took one of each blue and red for four days str8 and my dick was MASSIVE. on some porn star shit. my dick is already big and long but it was freakishly big. lol

    the extenze works. i recommend them for all u tiny dik yakubian warriors

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    i recommend them for all u tiny dik yakubian warriors
    hahahahahaha

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    nothing werks better than dining out in The Snappy nappy duggout....

    EAT PUSSY

    the natural smell of pussy makes a nigga haard as fuck
    When i go down on a women and smell her pussy it makes my cock so hard that i could cum right then and their. The taste of a pussy is out of this world, I could eat pussy all day long if a women would let me do that long enough. If they could make air freshner smell like a pussy or the taste of a pussy i would say i would buy it. Thats how much i love the smell and taste of pussy.
    but you have to be a Older God to understand...I find the taste, aroma, sight, feel and sound of a vagina incredible. Don't try to understand...revel in it, accept it and enjoy the snappy nappy duggout.
    Heat, Do you feel the same way about penis and testicles?

    THE REAL PCP

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    snappy nappy? sounds like retro lol



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    what? u dont now bout the snappy nappy duggout?

    THE REAL PCP

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