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    I'm referring to the word nappy lol
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    sam jackson said that shit in juice... cant find the clip on u tubr tho...

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    cheaaa

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    SHE HAS A FAT ASS BUT IM NOT DOWN TO LICK HER PuS, I THINK ALL THE COKE AND E PILLS SHE DID PROBABLY MAKES HER CHOACH TASTE BAD, ONLY BITCH I WOULD EAT FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES GOTTA BE A BRAND NEW 20 YR OLD VAGINA OR SOME SHiT
    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    once I took one of each blue and red for four days str8 and my dick was MASSIVE. on some porn star shit. my dick is already big and long but it was freakishly big. lol

    the extenze works. i recommend them for all u tiny dik yakubian warriors
    IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO DRINK WIT BEER THOUGh?

    WOULD SUCK TO BANG A CHICK SOBER


    I DONT WANT THE PILL THAT MAKES IT MASSIVE (UNLESS IM BANGING J-LO OR A CELEB), I JUST WANT THE ONE TO KEEP THE YANG UP

    I STARTED DRINKING AT 6 PM, AND ENDED UP BANGING HER AT AROUND 5 AM, SHE OFFERED ME COKE TO SEE IF THEY WILL GET MY YANG UP, COKE PROBABLY WOULD BUT I DONT WANNA END UP A COKEHEAD LIKE HER, SHE MADE ME TAKE HER HOME JUST TO PICK UP 40 DOLLARS SO SHE CAN GET HER SELF A 40 PIECE, AND SHE GAVE ME 10 BUCKS TO TAKE HER SMh
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    And you did all this while wasted to the point of limp dick. You drove? WTF? I call BULLSHIT. or U did do the coke thats why your dicks limp.

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    not to mention heat is now taking gas money for sex with coked up hoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAGNANIMOUS MAGMA View Post
    And you did all this while wasted to the point of limp dick. You drove? WTF? I call BULLSHIT. or U did do the coke thats why your dicks limp.

    I think the whiskey dick scared him sober.


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    the red pill makes u hard the blue pill makes it swell up.
    drinking doesn't affect the effects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAGNANIMOUS MAGMA View Post
    And you did all this while wasted to the point of limp dick. You drove? WTF? I call BULLSHIT. or U did do the coke thats why your dicks limp.
    YEA I HEAR COKE MAKES DUDES EITHER LIMP OR INTO A BEAST, I DONT WANNA FIND OUT CAUSE I KNOW I WOULD BE ADDICTED TO COKE

    NA I DROVE HER TO GET THE STUFF AROUND LIKE 10 PM, THAN I HIT UP ONE OF MY BOYS BARS, WITH ALOT OF HOES, HE MADE ONE WIT BIG TITS DANCE ON THE GOD BUT LATER THAT CHICK CALLED ME TO COME BACK TO MY CRIB, SO I BOUGHT A 17 PACK OF CORONAS AND DRANK WIT HER TIL HER FRIEND FELL ALSEEP

    CERTAIN POSITIONS I WONT GO LIMP BUT WIT THE CONDOM RUINED THE BONER GRAFIZ, AND SINCE SHES SHORTER AND I WAS BANGIN HER DOGGY FROM MY COACH MY KNEES WAS UNCOMFORTABLE ON THE FLOOR SO IT BECAME LIMP, BUT IF SHE WAS ON SOME RIDE ME ALL DAY CHICK I WOULD BE GOOD,

    SO THATS WHY I WANNA JUICE WHILE DRUNK SO I CAN DO RETARDED POSITIONS LIKE THIS WHILE KEEPING THE YANG UP



    DONT WORRY GUYS IM NOT PARANOID LIKE PALE AND THINK MY SCHLONG IS RUINED BUT IM A ALKI AND REFUSE TO BANG SOBER


    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    the red pill makes u hard the blue pill makes it swell up.
    drinking doesn't affect the effects.


    jUST PLAY FOR THE FIRST 3 SECONDS OF THE VID
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    Hahahahahahah @ the pic for positions.

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    That's probaby how most of CEiTEDs Geek Squad shifts go.

    Him on the shop floor straddling ancient PC towers.


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    that actually came from the geek squad HR sexual harassment manual.

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    props for the witty way to get advise on a personal problem..lol

    im not sure what you do on the reg but im assuming you dont fuck with roids or anything similar..

    before you look for things to take to help your problem, try cutting out things in your regular routine.

    tranquilo on wackin off to whatever you wack off to..

    if youre a daily drinker, regulate that as well.. weed, to my experience never affected me in that dept, so whatevers...

    after that if you want to try something that can help, get yourself some good Mollies or E, make sure its legit, take one with the girl [if you can] and the key is, wait til the peak is over. then smoke some weed. chill for a bit, kick it and you gon have a roll of quarters...

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